Oh no, why is this blog dead? hahaa...I came back after so darn long and this thing is too good to be dead so REVIVE IT PEEPS (if any of you actually come around to reading this thing)

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HELLO DARLINGS

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before someone beats me to it.... PHOTOS OF THE REIGHTARDS AT PROM! i am so techno-savvy, i swear. (in anti-chronological order!)

post-prom at bell's house!

the reightards and ching.

this is the point where techonology fails me and the layout starts acting up so that's all. TA-DAHHH!

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We need a post-exams outing! To restore sanity and good cheer and to send the melmel off!

Lickie wants us to go to the zoo, or more specifically, where the polar bears are, cause it's an air-conditioned place. Whereupon we'll stay in that small place for the whole day and dangle belbel at the entrance to lure the bears out. That or the underwater world, but that place is expensive and we can just jump into the sea to experience an underwater world anyway.

And just so you know, I refuse to go to haw par villa. Lickie wants to stay in hell the whole day long and look at the torture scenes, but we who have healthier mental constitutions will firmly refuse.

And for good measure,

THE HANDKERCHIEF.

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TODAY IS LICHEN DAY! i proclaim proudly.

LICHENS :

are symbiotic associations of a fungus (the mycobiont) with a photosynthetic partner

inhabit trees, rocks, brick, housing elements and occasionally a mossy corner of r-j-c.

reproduce asexually. hmm.

usually are very small. unusally, a lichen the size of a human blob has been found in the above mentioned jc.

there has been some bone of contention whether this lichen was first discovered on the 6th of August or the 6th of September.

This lichen was given the following binomial nomenclature name : Humanicus spasticus.

As this lichen is reportedly very shy but rumoured to be very shameless, pictures will be put up shortly.

HAPPY LICHEN DAY!

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zomg i look like the balloon argh >< remove the picture immediately, i command!

anyway. today bell was very Mean and replied my sms immensely Curtly because she thought i was ___________ WHICH DOESN'T EVEN MAKE PROPER SENSE can't you even tell IT'S ME AFTER RECIEVING SO MANY SMSES FROM ME HUH HUH HUH.

you remain Unforgiven and muchly Hated.

humph.

ps: a few more days to prelims EVERYBODY JIAYOU (:

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Thanks to the mental degeneration of Macs I'm absolutely convinced that Liqi is slowly turning into a three-year-old, as evidenced by this pic:


(P.S. I even set the image settings to display a LARGE picture.)

On another note, our (minus the monkey ogling old men at macs) mugging session in uh boon lay was, unsurprisingly, hilarious. We (and in sympathy for belbel, I shall restrict this self-evident truth to the reightards only) consider it our inalienable right to have life, liberty and bel-baiting.


Gengen beams at you.

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i just had to write this.

"You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat."
albert einstein

THERE IS NO CAT. i grin impishly at thee.

cat today accused lich of stealing her pencil case and later found it under her chair on the floor. when lich was busy protesting her innocence, cat rolled her eyes. not that we could see much of them anyway.

=) back to gp essays.

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1. if you have not watched the dark knight (the only superhero worth watching!), kindly pull your little noses off the stuff you are mugging and GO WATCH IT nownownownownownow.

2. actually. it's not really the best movie of the year because uh, red cliff was equally good. grins perversely.

3. happy national day! please remember to tune in to the live telecast of the parade at 7 today!

4. seems like the whole world is using this long weekend to catch up since there's like this reunion with my dear pri sch english tuition teacher later and a family reunion at night (my uncle is cooking HURRAY) which means uhhhhhh no work is going to be done. oh well.

5. i am going to get my teacher one stalk of the COOLEST FLOWER EVER - the Sunflower.

6. single roses should be made extinct because uh, roses should only come in bouquets.

7. p and p is actually very funny after one year of not touching it and i can't stop laughing at elizabeth so please don't believe all they say about her because she is actually quite a plebian!

8. ignore the owl thing humph.

9. genleong i am not going for math today please enjoy yourself!

10. SOME MEN JUST WANT TO WATCH THE WORLD BURN.

11. i saw this RAT downstairs yesterday. it was like the size of a tiger or something goodness it was huge and furry and gross and it had this pink naked tail omg SOMEONE SHOOT IT!

<3 take care kids.

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While miss peh is probably off drooling at christian bale somewhere, I shall trot in and comment rather innocently that mel posted the retards photo after lickie said she was (attempting to) draw an owl.

Not that that meant anything, really. Mel rather insists that the two events are unrelated, but then again our beloved freud extends his powers of psychoanalysis EVERYWHERE, so am I to blame for making a perfectly logical (sound, valid and non-circular) connection between the two?

And in complete scorn of our residental cynical owl, I shall post this ADORABLE poem here because it's cute. Any dissent shall be met with decapitation, I say venomously.

Hug O' War

I will not play at tug o' war.
I'd rather play at hug o' war,
Where everyone hugs
Instead of tugs,
Where everyone giggles
And rolls on the rug,
Where everyone kisses,
And everyone grins,
And everyone cuddles,
And everyone wins.

<333 reightards.

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THIS IS FREAKING APT

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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kids!!

it's so overdone and it's not really a holiday but still!

HAPPY YOUTH DAY!

i know we're getting our papers tmr BUT! life is more than just grades... well kinda.

ANYWAY. those who get As tmr treat us to drinks yay.

finally. to all those who still bother to read this.

take care AND STAY HAPPY and MAY GOOD KARMA FOLLOW YOU ALL YOUR LIFE! (:

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I BLOG! I BLOG! I say very excitedly.

I went to hashim today and was ALL ALONE. this is unacceptable. T___T

and (my current favourite phrase) in other news, CTs are OVER. which leaves us tomorrow to live in denial and pretend our exam grades always reflect our hard work and talent without fail. no pun intended.

I MISS YOU REIGHTARDS.

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ROAR. GOOD LUCK ALL FOR ECONS TMROW!!!

while i sleep in grins. who ask you take econs smirk smirk


anyway, its 5 more days, approximately to comparative freedom hoho. look at it this way (:

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i have been ordered by lickiepeh to blog. Grin. Lemme tell you what she did today. firstly, she came in late for hashim. secondly, she went to sit somewhere else cos some secretly gay boy rafflesian in front claims two chairs for himself. (he had a doghead pencil case ><) and AND she refused to move over despite our (lich, cat and me) desperate pleas to the contrary!! twit.

so after class, we went downstairs and gossiped for so long mr hashim came down for dinner and saw us gaying around lol. oh and one of the topics was mitch. rolls eyes. lemme tell you about mitch. he is one of those sorry rafflesians/elite school students who got there by accident and think that they're damn great and everyone should bow down to kiss their feet cos whatever they utter is from the gods.

and we received a letter from caraven declaring that he is only a temp sub tcher and nothing else xD somebody suggested we should send one of them to him and ask, "Are you panicking now?" snigger.

okay. time to do some work. i wave.

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for the reightards who are currently bored and studying, i present to you




TADAHH!

i grin gleefully.

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YAY ITS THE LAST DAY OF TERM 2 !!!!!!

jumps around in joy.

[it's a bit dampened when you think of CT2s and handovers and growing up and prelims and As and going to uni and working and growing old and fogey and those kinda stuff, but otherwise it's perfectly fine.]

and the reightards shall go out on at least one day to study/gay/fool around! P(second and third options occuring only) = 0.999 (3sf)

heh heh. i like stats. (cos it's heavy on the GC, but dont tell anyone shhh)

anyway. are we gonna send off catto??

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lol. after great requests to blog, i shall take time by the forelock and wish everyone a HAPPY VESAK DAY before monkey does it. smiles nicely at everyone.

Im going to spend my vesak day on a climbing competition how cool is that huh huh. (:

anw monkey, get well soon!! lol

we all need a trip to icecreamland, i say.

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chinese essays are smothering me through and through. i can't breathe through the little characters dancing on me nose!!

but anyway, i have uh, incurred someone's wrath. heehee.

gen_ phased out -- ill says:
sooo how?
[li qi] says:
sooo
[li qi] says:
sooo you need to
[li qi] says:
find someone else
[li qi] says:
to study with
[li qi] says:
bursts into tears
gen_ phased out -- ill says:
i glare at you very fiercely
[li qi] says:
i hug you
gen_ phased out -- ill says:
go away humph


i am really sorry darling!! apologetic look.

ps: here's wishing all the reightards' mothers A HAPPY HAPPY MOTHERS' DAY!!

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lichen the lazy pig should go and repair the chatterbox NOW. glares.

on a happier note, I FINISHED MY LIT ESSAY WOOTS WOOTS. FASTER THAN LICH, THAT LAZY BRAT AND HENCE I AM/HAVE BEEN RELAXING/CHILLING IN FRONT THE COM/ON THE BED TONIGHT.

HAH. take that, lich.

i cannot go out for lunch next tuesday i have h3 BIO PRACTICAL, which will take A LONG TIME. and i will probably END LATER THAN LIQI. the horror! the horror!

so yes, the ever dependable trio of gen lich and bel have to buy the flowers yes? and our dinners. i grin smugly.

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lichen. i swear i hate you!

anyway friends,
happy labour day/may day to you!!

rest well and all that. thank goodness the week is ending.

chorale concert is next week, i grin gleefully. some twit (called christabel) wants a picnic on uh, the esplanade rooftop. how very Cute. my chinese lit ends at 5 howhowhow! you guys must like buy something for me to consume or i will, uh, combust. sniggers. so fun so fun and prz who is going to buy the FLOWERS hmm?

i kinda counted the pens in my pencilbox and i realise only two are like, black/blue. the rest are um, useless devices in varying concoctions of unsuitable colours.

on a final note, my dear brother has been promoted to staff sergeant. approving smiles all around indeed, yes?

ps: someone repair the useless flooble box! and please update or this place will like suffocate and die and then Bad things will befall all of us and you don't want that do you so UPDATE! takes in deep breath.

BYE!

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TWO LIT ESSAYS UNFINISHED. I look exceedingly horrified. I feel like slithering up to purvie to cling onto his ankles and beg for an extension into infinity. D:

On a brighter note (like far far away from the heart of darkness), don't you think lickie is exceedingly like an otter. Or a seal. I can't tell the difference, but that's not the important part. You know, those things in Sentosa that balance balls on their noses and flap their flippers and go oi oi.

*cue image of lickie flapping her hands and going OI!*

(btw go check out my msn nic and display pic, a la our dear otter, who refuses to admit that she is one)

Chorale concert on tuesday! I say happily and bounce on my toes. We're going to hear catto SING~~. (and in the meanwhile, badmouth her in front of her parents) Even though with every minute wasted the room is growing darker and the darkness is deepening, the bright ray of sexy feline light remains illuminated by the unextinguishable light of belief and love.

And catto says she's already gotten a cauliflower before. I sulk. Let's get her blades of grass. And onions. And two poems. <333

AND LET'S GO OUT FOR LUNCH BEFORE THAT!!! AND DINNER! excluding The Otter, cause she's flapping off to chinese lit. Humph.

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Eh paiseh for the horrid inactivity kay!



I forgot my password...



WELL HOW'S EVERYONE OVER HERE ON CYBER NET



I'm incredibly high from all these hours of inactivity in front of my com trying to work out the American subprime crisis.



and so far i've only reached one conclusion...









...they are pretty damn screwed.





anyway CHECK THIS PICTURE OUT its so adorable.

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it's 2 days to the exams!!!

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I think we're all degenerating into bipolar blobs of spastic-ness in black, white and green. (:

And whippi, our dearest monkey with a fetish for alliterative animals, wants a purple octopus. -___- And cause we don't deny annoying apes anything, I found one for her.



See. It's delightfully grouchy. It even LOOKS like whippi. Grins rather evilly.

On a side note, melmel says: 'none of you go out with your class you hear' for the thursday play. Let's all shove her into a cupboard and spam the WO AI NI rat song in her ear for an hour for prosperity's sake.

Btw there's actually a cd called: "Windflowers: The Songs of Jerome Moross". I cough and look at bel and whippi pointedly.

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hello reightards i say rather cheerfully.

WHO IS GOING BLACK COMEDY LIGHT TRAGEDY ON THURSDAY. I DEMAND. if we all are we can meet up for dinner before joining our classes.

reightards outing.

gives out chocolate.

stay happy dudes.

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HELLO ALL YOU DARLINGS~

Okay we all know today has been exceedingly depressing for most of us, what with lecture tests and all (btw I stay faithful to my belief that lecture tests are undoubtedly made of copious amounts of agony, depression and everything vile), but look on the bright side. WE GOT THROUGH TODAY.

4 more days to go till the end of the week. (:

Someone teach me how to play the guitar quick. I need to play something that doesn't make too much noise to relieve stress.

OR. I propose a reightards outing. To like a kickboxing place. You know, those shady places where they provide you with gloves and helmets and those bolster (bloster!) lookalike things and you paste erm the faces of people who slapped girls in primary school/people who shattered our Iago fantasy into a thousand little glittering pieces with damdamdam and then squirted water onto them. And we'll engage in our manly pursuits and all grow muscles hurrah.

And for whippi:



To talk to her and bite all the people she don't like. (:

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I don't know why I felt like typing in French. Here is a translation so kindly.

"I wear my heart on my sleeve.
Happy Valentine's Day!
I miss you all lots.
Why am I writing in French? I don't know, but I love you guys."

Labels: ecards

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Gaying Around. Giggles.

...Gaying around?

LOLX i ADORE the effects.


Oh Fun.

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ALRIGHT.

Cause there's still one more month before aunt angst and agony strikes again, I shall be CHEERFUL and OPTIMISTIC and er insert something positive here.

And hence I shall make a list of all the good stuff next week.

Monday: SATS~ Plus belbel do you still have CT training otherwise we can gay together again! But it's okay we can gay together anyway! And H3! Giggles gayly at gengen. (Actually I haven't even gotten the tutorial 2 from the bookshop and I know the teacher's picking random victims tomorrow and I just looked at chapter 2 and spent 15 minutes thinking about a question that turned out to be super simple in the end so that probably means I won't finish my tut 2 during the break in between, but wth.)

Tuesday: Taking Hashim Everlasting Joy!!! I swear hashim's corny little jokes crack me up like nobody's business, or maybe it's just Keynes' high animal spirits. Of capitalism.

Wednesday: NLB! Okay WILL go down with People to study. Be it for SATs or whatever. But The NLB Atmosphere is Very Very good for concentration.

Thursday: H1! And CCA, which is also Very Very Important.

Friday: TGIF!

SATurday: Enough said. Can we go out to celebrate after that!!!

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hi fwens. i am extremely tired and aching all over, but i need to rant ><

the RJC field is absolutely devilish, i swear. After "maintenance" of the field for months, it opens its fertile arms and embraces the ruggers and the soccer players, and POOF! it transmutates into a swamp. A stinky, wet and slushy swamp which smells like shit, literally. Pray that you will never have to tread on it for PE. shudder.

lol. on the bright side, i drank Coke today. Coke makes me happy (= like coffee. yay.

i need to sleep. like now )= zzz. Goodnight my fwens. And good morning/afternoon/evening, whatever time it may be now over there in Canada, to Mary =)

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school is being annoying. esp with the ct rep training, which is well, i dunno, very odd, and an exercise in irony for the male counterpart. i glare. as well as the tons of homework and the utter sianded-ness of not having odac.

ohwell.

plus i cannot hear out of my left ear now, so if i dont respond, talk louder. grumpy look.

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HAPPY NEW YEAR MY OVERSEAS DARLINGS.
You guys are very many types of awesome.
You know what this means?
I'm visiting in 2008.
This is 2008.
I'M VISITING SOONER THAN YOU THINK
Woooo. This is exciting.

So- how WERE all your New Years?
Because, well, mine was pretty jazzy :P

I'm going to watch Mean Girls now.
Wooo, bimbo movies.

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HAPPY NEW YEAR!!

Okay I know this is really late and unless you pulled a Cat you've probably been awake for more than half a day, but 2008 grants a greeting to my favourite people.

So. It's been a minimum of 3 years, 5 for the ...(can you see I'm trying to keep from suaning bel on the first day of the new year, and it's taking a lot of effort) ironically youngest of the lot. During which I've bullied/kicked/abused/suanned/hit on/others everyone, but still.

I LOVE YOU GUYS.

AND I LOVE BULLYING/KICKING/ABUSING/SUANNING/HITTING ON/OTHERS-ING YOU GUYS TOO, I say very shamelessly.

Somehow I have the weird feeling that I will get beaten up for that. D:

Ahwells. Happy New Year and May You all Find Your Stallions. Or, in mel's case, may you actually hear him when your guy proposes to you. And to kitty, may you have a happy prom wedding. And to lickie, may you and the Henpecked Zhaozhao find happiness in your menage a trois with liweir. To gen, may you find your enthusiastic guy with High Animal Spirits. Or in mary's case, May He Improve.

Okay sorry couldn't resist the dig.

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melmel in her glammest shot of the year

gen in an equally glam pose.

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hello reightards. HAPPY NEW YEAR. grins amusedly.

quotable quotes:

monkeypeh: "pizza where got flavour one!"

kitty: "hello, worthless"

gen:"well, at least he's enthusiastic"
all: "ooh, gengen likes enthusiastic guys!"

looks at lich
all: "rrrrrrrr------...."

grins amusedly. we all love to hang out.. at cat's house

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Good daaaaaaaay, I croon lovingly at assorted reightards. At the command of the Husband (and we all know how insistent she can be) I come bearing a post and photos! They inspire much love and hearty sniggering ^___^

Whippy and the ex-wife share A Moment OR,

We Grin.

aaaaand, remember this?

Hahahahaha it's ok we've seen everyone at their msot unglam.

although it's been said many times many ways, I LOVE YOU GUYS MUCHLY. <333

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HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY BEL

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I IS HERE TO LIVEN THIS PLACE UP.

Coughs.

In lieu of the upcoming SATs (and my dismal english results), we shall all speak Proper English, complete with Perfect Grammar and Impeccable er Other English Rules.

But since punctuation isn't tested we shall very cheerfully misuse capital letters and fullstops.

So first things first.

BEL IS RETURNING TODAY~

And second things second.

BUT MEL (that brat) IS LEAVING ON WED.

And third things third.

BUT LICKIE (that moron) IS BUSY ON TUESDAY.

And forth things (okay this repetition is getting annoying.)

CAT HAS CAROLLING ON THE 15th, 16th AND 18th.

Which essentially means that we Absolutely Shall Must Will have a gathering next week, i.e. between 19th-22nd. And seeing that LotF is on at the esplanade in that period of time, we can go watch it. After we go and embarrass support cat at her carolling.

Or, of course, we can all storm and demolish kitty's house, whereupon I will bring Enchanted and House and Boston Legal and we can swoon over pretty love songs/house/random people swooning over each other. Or, you know, we can always swoon over each other, while celebrating the Very Belated Birthday of Pretty Prim Pink Peh (as she deluded-ly calls herself) and the Very Early Pre-Birthday of one Belbel. (I wanted to alliterate that, but all the words I came up with sounded rather dubious.) Ahwells.

On another note, the world hates mel. The moment she returned to Singapore the sky burst into tears, and it hasn't stopped bawling sporadically since. It's either a conspiracy to stop her from getting any exercise, or one to give me more by making me get up and open/close the windows every five minutes. :/

And for those taking SATs, DON'T buy the collegeboard books. They're 1) expensive 2) useless and 3) majorly annoying when you realize points 1 and 2 after buying them.

WE MUST WATCH ENCHANTED TOGETHER. IT IS SO HAPPY-CLAPPY WITH LOTS OF HOT GUYS AND IDINA MENZEL <333 AND PRETTY PRETTY SONGS.

/incoherence

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hello reightards

lets have a theatre outing! LOTF (Lord of the FLIES dammit, not the ring) is showing from 13th dec to 22nd dec and student tickets are only 28 bucks. not bad, since its showing at esplanade. amused look. we can go out for dinner after/before that then. grin.

i have to go and buy the great gatsby. grumbles. owning to the insufficiency and inefficiency of the science lit teachers, we have not bought our books during the term time and have to resort to scrambling to school to get the reading copy. bah. mutters.

heart of darkness is very appropriate bedtime material. mrweell man and heart of darkness combined equates to anaesthesia. grumbles. how in world are we going to ace the a levels.

my family is on a holiday spree dammit. my passport is filling up. next up is the family annual road trip to visit my grandma and aunt in KL. I AM SICK OF TRAVELLING.

mutters.

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HEY PEOPLE I'M BAAAAAACK FR INDIAAAAAA WOOOOHOOOOOOO...


licki i'm REALLY SORRY ABOUT THE SCREW UP



FOTOSSS AT FACEBOOOK...


and i miss u guys like shit larh LET'S HAVE AN OUTING NOW. HOW COME ALL YOU GUYS NOT ONLINE? WHERE ARE YOU? WOOOHOOO?

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HERES TO THE BIRTHDAY GIRL!

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erh okay i shall do something before i fly the singaporean coop.

1. Person who tagged you: bel and lich. idiots.

2. (Your relation with him/her is...) reightarded

3. (5 impressions you have of him/her)

bel: incredibly suanable (no one says stuff like belbel does). erh, blur. practises the high art of sarcasm. sincere. erh, BLUR

lich: incredibly bulliable. weird (who walks into walls man). tries to practise the high art of sarcasm but fails. lol easygoing. affable unless it is 6am in the morning.

4. (The most memorable thing he/she has done for you)

bel: entertain me every morning since erh, sec three. lol
lich: lol stayed up to 2am to help me in the ambigrams. grins at lich.


5. (The most memorable thing he/she has said to you)

bel:"but but he's so B _ _"
lich: "i walked into a wall"

6. (If he/she becomes your lover, you will...)

bel: cough. probability of zero anyway, she's my goddaughter. stares.
lich: murder her before she even tries

7. (If he/she becomes your lover, things he/she has to improve on will be...)

bel and lich: will never ever win best progress awards. cough.

8. (If he/she becomes your enemy, you will...)

bel: lol. she will be a damm suanable enemy

lich: well. evil grin. lets see about that...*sharpens knifes*


9. (If he/she becomes your enemy, the reason will be...)

bel: erh, no reason i guess

lich: cough. being annoying


10. (The most desirable thing you want to do for him/her now is...)

bel: erh. nothing. give her cookies and a pat on the head?

lich: don't even try lich. glares (i know what you are thinking)

11. Your overall impression of him/her is..

bel: amusing
lich: amusement

12. (How do you think people around you will feel about you) erh. depends. qianbian look.

13. (The characteristic you love about yourself is...) I can draw reightards in cartoon

14. (On the contrary, the characteristic you hate about yourself is...) I have zero ability at organization

15. (The most ideal person you want to be is...)
hmm. like msl im the ironwoman.

16. (For people that care and like you, say something to them...) you have good taste. *ego*

17. (List ten people you want to know what they think of you [at least i think its how the question goes before lich mutilated it])

1. Monkey peh
2. Lich
3. Catto
4. Bel
5. Gen
6. Brendy
7. Twinn
8. Cheryl (teo)
9. Sihao (lol for fun, and since the reightards know him)
10. Yanneng! hahaha!

(Who is no. 6 having a relationship with?) ... Looks at bren.
(Is no. 9 a male or female?) Guy
(If no. 7 and 10 are together, will it be a good thing?) LOL! we'll see
(How about no. 8 and 5 ?) ... That's a murderous combination too. Well. Amused look
(What is no. 2 studying about?) How to keep a certain KI teacher in town
(When was the last time you had a chat with no. 3 ?) woot. somewhere over the rainbow. dunno, but online.
(What kind of music band does no. 8 like?) kpop.
(Does no. 1 have any siblings?) yeah. i should know, i take the bus that sibling.
(Will you woo no. 3?) -_______________-. what do you think
(How about no. 7?) LOL. why is this quiz so incestous.
(Is no. 4 single?) Only if you believe her. ( i agree with lich on this)
(What's the surname of no. 5 ?) Leong
(What's the name of no. 10?) lol Ynengz.
(What's the hobby of no. 4?) Horseriding. (on second thoughts, that is DAMM SICK)
(Do no. 5 and 9 get along well?) Don't think they know each other.
(Where is no. 2 studying at?) RJC
(Say something casual about no. 1) The monkey pencilbox has all its hair chopped off. each year it grows shorter.
(Have you tried developing feelings for no. 8?) Cough. i will get murdered by the fanclub. (not that i want to in the first place. stares at cheryl)
(Where does no. 10 live?) somewhere in jurong lol.
(What color does no. 4 like?) PURPLE. PINK.
(Are no. 5 and 1 best friends?) Yeah duh.
(Does no. 7 like no. 2 ?) LOL. ask them yourself.
(How did you get to know no. 2 ?) Lol in sec three, where she embarrassed herself majorly all the time. amused look
(Does no. 1 have any pets?) herself. (again i agree with lich. lol)
(Is no. 7 the sexiest person in the world?) amused look. ask her future spouse.

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Cause bel is ONE BORED BALL:

1. Person who tagged you: belbel

2. (Your relation with him/her is...) SHE BE MY ADOPTED DAUGHTER CAUSE SHE BE THE PRODUCT OF A MUSHROOM AND A GORILLA. (I'm remarkably good at remembering family history that way)

3. (5 impressions you have of him/her)
- sweet (FIRST IMPRESSIONS OKAY. It was proven wrong)
- smart (Okay you know. first impressions)
- BLUR (this is where it starts getting accurate)
- SUANABLE (it just got a lot MORE accurate)
- Can I reuse blur for emphasis? BLUR

4. (The most memorable thing he/she has done for you) taken me into her house for a week so we dieded through litweek together. Plus it confirmed the fact that chu answered to 'anselm', no doubt through lots of training.

5. (The most memorable thing he/she has said to you) Why does everyone always suan me?!? (I bet you saw that one coming)

6. (If he/she becomes your lover, you will...) kick her out of bed. Then kill her. This is so wrong and incestuous on an oedipus level.

7. (If he/she becomes your lover, things he/she has to improve on will be...) her physique. Like turn into a guy, for one. And grow taller than me.

8. (If he/she becomes your enemy, you will...) suan her. Then keep her with the smelly rugby balls/softballs in the pe dept and stink her to death.

9. (If he/she becomes your enemy, the reason will be...) hmmmm. Oh i know. If I stole anselm. Sniggers.

10. (The most desirable thing you want to do for him/her now is...) ... No matter how I interpret this question it still sounds wrong to me. How about I don't bully you for a week bel. (It's going to happen anyway cause you're. going. overseas. you. brat.)

11. (Your overall impression of him/her is...) funny. In all senses of the word.

12. (How do you think people around you will feel about you) Well. Depending on who. But I think the general answer is 'spastic'. T_T

13. (The characteristic you love about yourself is...) As of 8.30pm yesterday, I can sew. I beam.

14. (On the contrary, the characteristic you hate about yourself is...) I'm scared of horror movies

15. (The most ideal person you want to be is...)
No idea. If I listed it all it'll end up being a person suffering from multiple-personality disorder

16. (For people that care and like you, say something to them...) HI! *waves*

17. (Note: I'm just listing and trying to arrange the names so I can answer the questions I want to about them)

1. Toad
2. Suet
3. Cat
4. Wenting
5. Mel
6. Christopher (bel's brother, just for fun)
7. Bel
8. Gen
9. Bren
10. Monkey

(Who is no. 6 having a relationship with?) ... Looks at bel.
(Is no. 9 a male or female?) Female
(If no. 7 and 10 are together, will it be a good thing?) Well good as in it'll bring a lot of drama. But number 3 will then proceed to murder and mutilate both 7 and 10 so...
(How about no. 8 and 5 ?) ... That's a murderous combination. Can you imagine.
Number 5: Eh gen grab your bat. I'm kicking lichen over.
Number 8: OKAY. *shifts into position*
(What is no. 2 studying about?) How to Mutilate the Lyrics of Nice Songs to Suit One's Perverted Purposes.
(When was the last time you had a chat with no. 3 ?) Yesterday online.
(What kind of music band does no. 8 like?) nice slowwwwwww songs? Or if you really want to irritate her, sing Girlfriend repeatedly. In her ear.
(Does no. 1 have any siblings?) Yes.
(Will you woo no. 3?) Oh but number 3 woos ME.
(How about no. 7?) Err don't go there.
(Is no. 4 single?) Only if you believe her.
(What's the surname of no. 5 ?) Ng
(What's the name of no. 10?) Whippi
(What's the hobby of no. 4?) Lusting after boys.
(Do no. 5 and 9 get along well?) They bond together plotting my demise.
(Where is no. 2 studying at?) RJC
(Say something casual about no. 1) She once spent 200 at giordano.
(Have you tried developing feelings for no. 8?) The feelings are very developed and mature. XD
(Where does no. 10 live?) 91 CASHEW ROAD (note: I changed the question just for this purpose)
(What color does no. 4 like?) Purple/rainbow/all things gay
(Are no. 5 and 1 best friends?) They'll probably play a very scary game of tennis/badminton together.
(Does no. 7 like no. 2 ?) Not romantically. But I bet number 7 being who she is will ogle at number 2 frequently.
(How did you get to know no. 2 ?) Same class. Actually it started from starlit night 2006 when she burst out singing 'I could show you my breasts' in the middle of the corridor.
(Does no. 1 have any pets?) herself.
(Is no. 7 the sexiest person in the world?) If you go to a stable you'll get an overwhelming chorus of yes.

THis amuses me greatly.

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HELLO REIGHTARDS

I HAVE FINISHED MY OP. (the benefits of being in an S03_ class grin)

GOOD LUCK GOOD LUCK! it was not as bad as i thought it would be!

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. doing my I&R. i am being very polite. lalala

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lalala. i just went for jab worx worxx worxxx. lol

nurse: breathe in
me: starts taking breath
nurse: please go to the counter and make payment.
me: eh? its done?

lol the faster jab in the world - clear 17 people in 10 minutes, 2 jabs each. lol.

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Cogito ergo sum, belbel. I think therefore I am. (Hence it obviously doesn't apply to you.) And Mary let's not be linguistically correct. As true blue singaporeans, we shall proceed to abuse as many languages in as many ways possible worx worxx worxxx. Anyway is 'ergo cogito dim sum' even grammatically correct. Who knows how languages work when ceteris isn't held paribus, I say.

Now that promo results are out, let's go emo, I say happily. If your mom screams at you (like mine did yesterday), I will send Hairspray songs to cheer you up. Or, in lickie peh's case, to annoy her. Which is an admittedly tantalizing prospect considering how the monkey tries repeatedly to do weird things with my shoelaces during econs.

(We all know that she just misses her horse whip.)

Construction's going on in the distance. All those cranes are totally destroying the skyline what skyline by poking out at weird angles. No aesthetic sense at all, tsk.

My posts are getting very trivial. Let's talk about deep things.

Like why is the maximum depth of swimming pools about 1.8m, I say. I mean considering the disgustingly ineffective power of gravity when we're in the water, even the tallest person can just bend his/her legs and feel no different. A depth of 1.8 meter just helps the drowning rate and annoy me greatly when I want my feet to touch the ground so I don't have to float. Not that I swim nowadays, cause I don't really want to go anywhere near the pool before I get a freaking one-piece, but still. Pokes swimming pool with a toe. I bet it was designed by some testosterone filled 1.9m tall guy who just wanted to lord his height over pipsqueaks like melmel. *looks around wildly*

I am bored. Can you tell?

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I totally love the 'I think therefore they are pork buns' HAHAHAHAHAHA.

erh...don't laugh but...what is the real phrase?

And I owe you guys a banana cake. Now that I have perfected my baking skills...HERE I COME.

I'm searching for funky spunky things to liven up this blog and make it funny hm...

You Should Honeymoon in Europe!

You are a traditional romantic at heart...With a taste for fine wine, museums and beautiful walks.You and your sweetie should get romantic in a cafe in ParisOr get a Eurail pass - and see as many cities as possible! Suggested destinations: Paris, Venice, London, Greece

THIS IS IT MAN. I WANNA GO TO AUSTRIA SPECIFICALLY. thankew. ><

eh reightards take the quiz!!!

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*ahems*
Actually, Liqi,
cogito ergo dim sum literally translates to "I think, therefore they are pork buns".
Just thought I'd put my Latin to the test :D

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dear reightards

im so sorry i kept on ponning lich's og place to run lol. and you wont probably see much of me until like what 29th nov when i come back from viet lol. (awww)

but i will promise to bring back nice stuff from viet! grins. like the sexy traditional costume modeled by cough my vice chair cough.

ohwell

grin

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to lich and melmel: REMOVE THE PREVIOUS POST AT ONCE, i order politely.

I BLOG, I YELL EXCITEDLY.

Hello friends it is 20 mintues to midnight I am blatantly ignoring my 1500-word Mini-IS after slugging through OP and RAP.

I conclude that dish-washing/ironing/doing laundry Builds The Character, and I feel domesticated! So far I have done that, plus cook instant mee and an egg! BE PROUD OF ME. I totally give the mail order brides from *fill in ASEAN country of choice* a run for their money in the household department thanks, I say deludedly. mon dieu I sound like a spoilt The Simple Life brat T_____T

Life for the past few days have been decidedly fruitful, besides the housekeeping. I am now going to pay a tribute to our unforgettable bitch/bimbo!econs make-up tutor who wore a dress so short she left our brains bleeding from overexposure. Literally. That, and her annoying little titter every time she made her enormously unfunny jokes. The class seriously just skipped "polite laughter" and "incredulous looks" straight to "completely ignore". I love her, really. Snerks. AmIRight, claaaaaass? XD

Grins happily. REIGHTARDS OUTING SOON PLZ, I demand. Preferably before next week, where we die from Getting Promo Results Back. It's a strange and painful disease, it is. T__T


much love, darlings.

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hello. enjoy. i hope it proves as entertaining as lich's quiz. smirk

lol

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1) Have you ever been asked out?
There was this time wayyy back in 408 when I was chionging chem worksheet (cause I haven't done it yet) then the moley caught me and asked me to go out. ): (not that I did, in the end, but still. It was very traumatizing.)

2) Where was your default picture taken?
Some jap restaurant after take 5 with 1B!

3) What's your middle name?
NONE. Cause I'm special like that.

4) Does your crush like you back?
Sadly there's no crushable guys in rj, so I don't have a crush. If you want worship/adore/love utterly, then he's sadly married and moving away soon.

5) What is your current mood?
Sleepy. I think I shall go to bed soon.

6) What's your mom's maiden name?
Chen

7) What color shirt are you wearing?
Purple. Gay, i know.

8) If you could go back in time and change something, would you?
You mean like my promo papers? Yeah.

9) Ever had a near death experience?
Many. All of them happened with toad. Stupid brat always makes me step off the curb when a car is approaching.

10) Something you do a lot?
Stone.

11) Who can you tell anything to?
Whoever in the reightards who is around at the moment.

12) Name someone with the same birthday as you?
My twin.

13) When was the last time you cried?
In the middle of a movie I think. Or in the middle of watching The Great Gatsby, cause the boredom was tear inducing.

14) If you could have one super power what would it be?
TIME CONTROL. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. STOPPING TIME DURING PROMOS FTW.

15) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
... I dunno. appearance? voice?

16) What do you usually order from starbucks?
Blueberry cupcake.

17) What's your biggest secret?
I'm an alien. *looks around wildly* Shhhh, don't tell!

18) Favorite color?
wine

19) Do you still watch kiddy movies or tv shows?
DISNEY FTW.

20) Do you speak any other language?
月亮圆又圆.

21) What's your favorite smell?
I can't believe I'm agreeing with mr dean's list, but Hotplate Tofu.

22) Describe your life in one word, what would it be?
messy

23) Have you ever kissed in the rain?
in the rain = in public. PDA = bad.

24) What are you thinking about right now?
Why is belbel asking about auyong's blog?

25) What should you be doing?
Mini-IS. I swear my life is so study oriented.

26) What are you listening to?
The sounds of my typing. But if I could listen to something it'll be Chicago.

27) Do you like working in the yard?
I prefer centimeters.

28)If you could have any last name in the world, what would it be?
Aha? (a la suet's dad, cause that's cool)

29)Do you act differently around the person you like?
Versus people I don't like? Yeah duh.

30)Who was the last person to make you cry?
You are the only one who can make you cry. Says very philosophically.

Okay I'm freaking bored. Shall go to bed.

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HEY GUYS
I need your addresses.
Email them to me.
*grin*

<333 Mahrie

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Okay since almost everyone has blogged *stares at bel and cat* I shall do my part too. Anyway after everyone - finally - gathered after promos cat abandoned us to sing with her little choir boys and we trooped along to j8 practicing The Weird Sounds (TM) just in case we got a little rusty after months of misuse. So along the way you could hear variations of la in a combination of different pitches, which was unceremoniously punctured by melly who, when she couldn't take it anymore, cried out in exasperation, 'Can you stop making weird noises!'

And because everyone adores mel muchly, she was immediately greeted by a chorus of 'la~' in harmony a la opera tone. We love singing yes we do. And because we're healthy people we ate yami yogurt while waiting for brenda to arrive and for catto to find her way here. It turned out that we didn't need to worry about cat getting lost cause gen ang was accompanying her. Of course being cat she promptly told us that she was at 'Loony Tunes' (she meant Mini Toons), but since we're all kind and magnanimous people we shall forgive her and let her live it down. Eventually. not like there won't be new things to suan her about anyway

And since we were all assembled we trooped off to AMK hub cause bel decided that it was a Very Happening Place. Shockingly, the only Very Happening Place happened to be a shop that said MONKEY B KOOL and a tuition center where No Child Gets Left Behind (it's made for belbel). Upset and disappointed that bel would betray our trust what trust in her taste, we decided instead to go to a More Happening Place like cat's house.

But while the rest of the morons trooped over to cat's house, Melly and I made a detour to buy materials for her odac banner. Which essentially consisted of a futile trip to douby ghaut where her keropi lookalike of a lit rep told her there was paint - there wasn't - and more confusion on the mrt cause even though our knowledge of the mrt line is better than cat's that's not really saying much.

So after our adventures in the Very Happening MRT, we went to cat's Happening House (alliteration!) where we (a.k.a. mel cat gen monkey moi) engaged in Happening activities like sitting around talking and poking each other. BTW the sofa in cat's room makes a farting noise when you slide down it, which gen did a lot cause she had a tendency to bury her face in the furthermost cushion from monkey (it's just a ploy to get away from the cheekoPEH) whenever said monkey did something embarrassing. Which was just about most of the time.

Which concluded our day in the life of the sad morons whose Happening after school activities involve sitting around and poking each other, though we can excuse ourselves since the Very Happening AMK Hub that bel vigorously promoted ended up being Not Very Happening. But it's okay belbel we still love you muchly even though you prove time and again to be an idiot. But we love you and accept you the way you are. <333

And before I post this, let's have a minute of silence for the departure of the sunlight from the rest of my jc life. I've never liked a teacher so very very very much. ): KI won't be KI without him being so nice and gentle and giggling at Neptune and Uranus. And lessons won't be the same with him GONE and us unable to HEAR HIS VOICE and ENTERTAIN HOPES FOR ANOTHER HUG.

It's going to be a very sad and miserable life without burbur around. But it's bur's life so we shall wish him all the best and curl up in a corner and nurse our hearts as it shrivels up and gives a little sob. And hope that he'll return soon. ):

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NO CHILD WOULD BE LEFT BEHIND.

(guess who's the kid)

yes and MONKEY B KOOL.

(no prizes fer guessing who that refers to. snerks.)

according to ballball, "amk hub is very happening!!" so on good faith, we loitered around in j8 waiting for the cat-who-thinks-you-have-to-change-trains-at-rafflesplace-to-get-from-bishan-to-orchardmrt , filling our hungry stomachs with yami yoghurt and then making our way to amk hub at like 12. there we ate pepper lunch (we poor deprived kids havent eaten there before) and like walked around trying to find out what exactly IS happening.

the notebook shop is, though. <33>

yeps and the nefarious balls decides to desert us when we wanted to leave amk hub after a grand total of 2 hours in it (without the lunch i think we'd be out sooner) and trot very happily to cat's house.

whaaha. her dog is scared of me. whines.

~~~~~~

on a more serious note, OPEN HOUSE IS GRRRRRRRRRR.

-smiles sweetly-

happy belated children's day, everybody ((=

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amused look. hello all you retarded freaks

monkey: chime
gen: chime
lich: chime
mel: CAN YOU ALL STOP THAT CHIMING NOISE
ALL CHORUSES: CHIME.

today was good. i have missed the overwhelming retardedness of the reightards. being silly after much brain powering is good. amused look. just like speeling need not be spelchecked like every ten minutes, and ostrich can mutate into oastrich. points and laughs at lich.

okay, now you all BLOG. glares.

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there are some reasons why some people dont take bio.

kingdom phylum class order family genus species

king peh can only fly going south

btw, phylum is not phylus

i smirk.

have a good day's break

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WHY IS TODAY SUAN LICHEN DAY. I WHINE.

Mooncakes! I exclaim delightedly. Eat up, everyone! I ADORE the lotus thing. It's so sweet and gooey and makes happiness come upon me unexpectedly, I say.

Yayy let's do things together. Wriggles eyebrows a la monkey peh.

And for the sad bio kid *grins very evilly* here's a mnemonic to help you remember:

King Peh Only Flies Going South.

Kindgom Phylus Order Family Genus Species.

Yayy science ftw. To think that I could have been mugging my head off for bio now instead of sitting here smirking very smugly at mel and eating my MOONCAKE, and peh to monkey. (aha aha I amuse myself)

I feel extraordinarily proud of myself for keeping my bladder in control for 1 hour 45 minutes, I say. And I absolutely did NOT squawk in the middle of the hall. I called out, calmly and smoothly, to perryyy that I would like to make a little trip to the washroom.

*denial*

And since we are all elegant females *ignores monkey peh* we shall NOT degrade ourselves in talking about peeing tendencies, I stare at mel. Instead, we shall engage in all that is affectionate and insincere in laughing at the poor bio sod who is very disappointed that she's not doing sexual reproduction now. It's okay melmel. We offer our condolences, and we're sure that in time you'll be able to do a spa with our beloved doctor-paedo-chann.

And here's the local hierarchy in biological terms:

YY [the alpha male]: gengen
XY [the masculine but nonetheless not so alpha (it's the height) male]: melly
XXYY [the manly person who is far too gay for her own good]: monkey
XXXY [the seductive one who is very manly when in the gym]: catto
XXY [the very strong and manly king of all mosses]: yours truly
And of course, not forgetting
XX [the extremely feminine maneater]: belbel

XXY seduces YY and XY while XX is sadly at abused by everyone and XXYY and XXXY interact to try and produce offspring but I think both are a bit the sterile only.

Yayy happy bio-ing. Grins evilly.

And happy mooncake festival. I'm tempted to sprout a poem, but erm the only line I can think of is:

月亮圆又圆.

I look very proudly at my chinese.

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hello reightards. happy days of mugging. lol. only a few more days to chiong!

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lol. i proudly proclaim happy birthday to the birthday girl and the birthday kid.

HAPPY belated SEVENTEENTH AND THIRD BIRTHDAY RESPECTIVELY.

chuckles. belbel rocks.

someone please post embarrassing pictures.

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blah. why does no one wake up early in the morning? scowl.

football matches can give you heart attacks.

as a random thought, i want banana pancakes. mutters. we need a plan for the erh, birthday of the brat and gen. grins amusedly. i suggest we go watch that cute rat movie. amused look. it looks funny and nice and its done by pixar so the quality should be good. lol. then we can have a mega maths mugging session. lalala. or lit session. amused look. where we quote liberally from pride and prejudice again. and belbel can erh embarrass herself on orchard road! right!

grins

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I beam cheerfully at everyone. Well I've kinda sworn on my blog not to update until promos are over. But I'm not really breaking my promise, since this isn't technically MY blog...

*mutters to self*

Anyway I'm being productive for once and reading the great gatsby. Which I just finished. I Am Guai. Yayy.

The great gatsby = <333

1pm is approaching. Soon it'll be time to bully bel. I look rather evil.

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friends.

we gather here today to mourn the death of my imported french bread pen, which has been unceremoniously broken by my dear classmates. all villians involved have been pardoned, but i must say i am rather distraught.

):

it's my lucky pen. you know that pen which you carry into the exam hall and it answers all your questions for you. i must admit, liqi has never liked anything quite so very very very much. mopes and sulks in a corner. oh my dear bread pen, i will miss you so. your unfaithful owner will now proceed to scour the whole of singapore for your counterpart. must get one before promos. must must must MUST.

ah well, now that i have gotten that out. team point for lichen's proz econs, good job kid! okay wait, actually i take that back. shameless brat. 10 dollars charged for editting your POORLY DONE eom. sept hols are a week away. eyes glint. which means lichen's birthday is a week away. which means. nothing. indifferent smile.

my student's prelim results are coming back next week. am decidedly nervous, especially since his mum has so generously hauled up many many gifts such as uh durians, rambutans, cookies, peaches, weird crackers.... if that kid doesn't do well, we might get a pig's head outside the centre, says terrifiedly. ah wells, he will do well. i know it. hell, he BETTER. with such a smart teacher (snigger snigger), what do you expect...

yay it's raining now. bell almost killed me today when the girl waved stupidly through the classroom window. lol. and uh, our darling kohsy just found out her name spells k-o-h-sy, which coincidentally well, spells kohsy. hm, almost died when she told us today. no seriously?

aces day routine is so dumbed down it's funny, and goodness argh it's so gay!! totally koped from the basic section of rgs aces, so well, i guess it's no HUGE difficulty.

on a completely random note, i think i want an owl.

farewell, bread pen. even the skies are weeping. <3

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hello hello

i make my long awaited post. grins proudly. i am a hundredeighttwo bucks RICHER YIPPE I GOT MY PAYCHECK ALRIGHTY. AHA. the perks of all the stress i went through. HOWEVER, in case any reightards coughlichcough go all glinty eyed, the $$ is going to nest in the bank account i have no access to and it will grow nice interest along with the rest of the money i got over the years.

am very happy. grandma made paos and peanut cookies. gloats.

HAPPY belated BIRTHDAY GENNNNNNNNNN haha. we shall go out and celebrate and have a mass mugging session after that lol.

im addicted to playing minesweeper lol.

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Okay this blog is just a bit the dead right now, I beam cheerfully at everyone. In fact, it's so dead that my posts count on my own blog is catching up to this, and fyi, my own blog is a bit the dead too. But taking into account the presence of horrors such as econs and KI and history and i suppose, geog since I don't really know what geoggers are doing apart from jogging ahaha so funny. XD (you scientist coughmelcough are not excused, since you spend your time doing spas with boys in your class even if they aren't exactly the epitome of hot).

Anyway this is a quick update from com lab 1, my second home where for the past week I've been slogging away. And even though I've completed exactly zero zilch nada of my EOM I've at least the joy of knowing I'm ready to submit my KI IS proposal no matter what the quality is and I'm enjoying the feel of just slacking away in the com lab and muttering incoherently to myself.

Cat is two computers away from me and squinting away at the screen (I refrain from making some pot and kettle comment about small eyes), probably reading some porn slash fic and attempting to add some fantasies of her own. After this short break from work I shall prance off to swing little rackets at birdies and probably miss. After which I shall get in touch with my scientist side and think about rates of reaction. So here's a question for everyone:

If you put 1 mol of Cat into the room, and add in 1 Mol of monkey, how long does it take for gayness to fill up the whole room? Dimensions: 8 x 8m, stp.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GEN!!

you are now 17!! heh, i hope the next 2 years (or whatever that's left of it) go really well for you (:

now only bell and me are left. snigger snigger.

we'll celebrate your birthday along with lichen yes, during the september holidays ^^

and bell, i am IMMENSELY glad you are back. shall be IMMENSELY nice to you. oh yes. *gleeful grin*

and lichen's sms to bell was one of those CLASSIC moments. "bell, i have your BALLpen." lol.

tmr, the chinese lit students unite to meet the horrors of our darling dean. and if she wants to take away our scholarships, so be it, stupid imbecillic woman. WHO WANTS TO GO TO SHANDONG ANYWAY?! humph. she better not spoil my mood for tmr, or i will... i will do something evil. *says sulkily*

one more day to the weekend!! sings very very very happily.

PS: does anyone want to do law firm attachment with me and lichen in the dec hols? (that is, when yours truly returns from shandong, if she even gets there in the first place.)

<3333 lickie

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Hello friends,

I'm sorely missing the lot of you. And I've got nice goodies for us all. Notice I said 'US' because I still wanna eat them.

Anyway...I can't believe tomorrow is the last day I will be at Cambridge. NOOOOO. I miss Singapore but I don't really wanna leave cambridge either. This place is so quaint and lovely. SIGH. And I think I'll miss staying two weeks with all the funky people here. AND I DON'T WANT TO GO BACK TO TERM PAPERS AND GP AND ALL THE OTHER THINGS! Gah. And here the people are having their summer holiday.

WHY DOESN'T SINGAPORE HAVE A SUMMER HOLIDAY, HUH? maybe because it is always summer

I think my luggage is gonna explode.

Today we go to Oxford. HARRY POTTER, BRENDA! But I'm not paying 5 pounds to see the Great Hall. Unfortunately I'm not that GREAT a fan of harry potter as some people are. 15 sing bucks to see some watered-down hall without the funky CG? No way. I'll probably get to see the Quidditch grounds and walk around scenic Oxford. Heh.

And just to get into the mood I bought a book for 3.5 pounds called Me and Mr Darcy. Don't buy it. If you want it, borrow it from me because it really sucks and is not worth the money. Chick lit. If you like chick lit, take the book.

Yesterday the globe was brilliant. We watched all 3 hours and 15 minutes of the play standing in the yard as groundlings and though the legs ached like shit and the grumpy women kept scolding me for touching the set the show was REALLY GOOD. ((after all the standing ticket was only 5 pounds soo...)) Desdemona in the show was SO PRETTY.

Anyway I'll rant about that later.

Tata, for now.

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i am currently recovering from yet another bout of food poisoning. i swear it's the soursop juice. i hate you you chinatown fruitjuice auntie!! *sends evil vibes over*

aside from the puke-guts-out activity, national day parade was so cool!! i spotted a female contingent commander, says in absolute respect. definitely better than our school's little ceremonial segment, where they smartly and innovatively MADE UP commands. if you haven't already realised, no part of the uniform is supposed to touch the ground. so when they knelt, they could have been saying terriyakichicken in malay for all you know. *amused* 10 points for creativity guys.

ah wells. school celebrations were fun as usual. it was hard not to be tickled by triad who went on stage and mumbled into the mike, "hello guys, we are tired."

well well, HAPPY NATIONAL DAY everyone!! TRY to get some work done. looks at PW disgustedly. i shall proceed to rest my queasy soursop-destroyed stomach. STUPID AUNTIE. doesn't she have A CONSCIENCE?! pitiful look. take care guys, esp bell (:

<333 lickie

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!Guess what my dear friends?

THIS IS BALLS FROM CAMBRIDGE.

ooh how exciting. we've already formed a girl band HAHA. shuen, sumy, me, felly, geri. and we took girl band pictures because the landscape is just so picturesque and its like those places where boy bands take their coolio picture. MUST SHOW YOU! we're all damn cute inside there larh pls.

i miss you guys very much.

but well i suppose at the end of the two weeks i'll wish cambridge never ended. its really huge fun here.

ask boonping...we have learnt the EUF.

and we had econs lecture on market structure yesterday by brian ang pls...then brian ang talked about normal profit and the humanz bloc chorused, 'HAPPY PROFIT' and he just shook his head and went, 'humanz'. it was quite hilarious.

my group is quite fun also larh. quite havoc pls. there's geri and me. auyong and shengwei. then nic tai and samlam. nic is damn cute and small. sam is just nice. auyong and shengwei are siao. geri and i are the only normal ones. HAHAHAHA.

there's so much more to say larh but if i say it then i don't get to like shower. aiyah there's a queue anyway...i'll lag a bit longer.

my lit class is like...the five of us (shuen, sumy, geri, felly, me), daryl and fwens a.k.a shanghui and fwens (shanghui, daryl, bruno), andre and bingwen (the split personality othellos), the ajc girls. unfortunately i cannot remember their names. quite sad. they're quite funky people.

aiyah i'll email you guys the other stuff. i don't feel like publicising the other stuff.

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hello belbel.

report:

all is well, although wt publicly announced the presence of zhaozhao and his link to liqir to the whole world. AMUSED LOOK.

[li qi] says:
MEL
[li qi] says:
WENTING
s03O; odac23 bon voyage cambridge people! says:
yes
s03O; odac23 bon voyage cambridge people! says:
liqir
[li qi] says:
oh ma gawd NOT YOU TOO


chuckle. other than that, i hope you enjoyed the flight! see you in two weeks time. now me and monkey watch gleefully as lich is suanned by your wonderful og. amused look

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WAHHHH stupid belbel that little brat left. D: She's abandoning us for 2 weeks so she can spend time with hot angmoh guys at cambridge and drink at its local pub every night. DON'T DO ANYTHING STUPID OKAY BEL.

At least not until we send you some of those safe-sex packages after wednesday.

*whistles innocently*

The absolute lack of people made lt6 look like some huge looming intimidating dome or something, especially during econs. (Like during lit I was chionging my lit essay and I managed to finish it by perryy's block, hurrah.)

Therefore moral of the story: BELBEL HURRY BACK.

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our most beloved reightard flies tommorow. cambridge. 2 LONG WEEKS!

and which IDIOT flies at 6.30am!! it means i have to wake up at 5.30am just to mumble farewell sleepily and grouchily. little brat.

14 days of not seeing christabel saw xiaodan is going to KILL ME. *foul mood descends on the masses*

i now understand fully the whinings when the lot of us disappeared for econs trip.

i promise to be REALLY NICE to you from now on kid. *gulps back many tears*

oh ma gawd STOP BEING GAY everyone it's JUST 14 days.

BAWLS HEAD OFF.

have a good flight bell, and THINK before you do anything silly.

we will now descend unto cloud 5 as we await your treasured return...

<333 lickie

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dear reightards,

a little farewell note ><

i love you guys very muchly and will always be remembering how GOING ON THE ECONS TRIP WITH THE REIGHTARDS WOULD POSSIBLY HAVE BEEN MUCH MORE FUN but we'll leave that aside for now...

i am strangely not excited. that doesn't bode well. because that means that i'll be uber super uber high and excited tomorrow morning.

i have a lot of pent up frustration.

and pent up germs.

and pent up what-not.

i'm suffering from post-lit-week trauma and a-lot-of-homework syndrome.

but never mind...

tomorrow i'll be carefree. i promised myself that much.

reightards i will miss you guys muchly.

very muchly.





cya when i get back : D


<3333 balls

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boo to all reightards. since the absence of belbel and lich the blog has become stoned. 0.o the irony. lolx. after the week long hiatus i expect this blog to REVIVE.

amused look.

well congrats on a quite sucessful litweek! grins. esp the costume ball and the othello. grin. after cleopatra stole the show. my friend has an incrimatory blackmail material lol.

im thinking we should change the layout again. GRIN at lichen, in lieu of something. amused look. maybe a big proclaimatory message on the reightard who is flying off. MWHAHAHA.

ohyeah! before othello i went off to orchard road with mel cherylt and toad, and then trundled off to rg. omg we spent one hour reminscing about the time when dinosaurs ruled the earth and we stepped into the very school at the weensy age of 13. o_____0 i felt super ancient. met up with jul iekoh (yeh gods! of all persons) but she is really quite nice when you have graduated and talked about our chem tutor who used to be her classmate in uni and found out all sorts of blackmail and scandals that we can use on him. evil grin. saw patrick! (as in the teacher). tried to get thiock but couldnt. met mrs anis, mistook kenneth tan for james ong and sean yeo for cow. WOW. goodness.

the school looks cosy compared to RJ. mulls. haha. toad and i were bent on visiting the old 408 classroom but we were running a bit late for othello if we did because we still had to makan lol. so we left qte reluctantly. aww. but im going back on wed to do the ihc rockclimbing! YAY. i miss RG.

on the last note, where is the yrbook. grumble.

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lol i don't believe this. i am resorting to scrolling through the silentkimbly website just to avoid that chinese worksheet. okay but you have to admit, it's kinda adorable. heh.

*cue melodramatic sigh* i will spare you the details of how everything just went warped today. made this horribly embarrassing mistake in chinese lit class (yet again) which got everyone rolling in laughter. i guess it was quite funny, but sadly, my sense of humour was just not exactly hanging around today. slinks to corner and sulks.

ah well, it's raining now, and there's like cheesy national day songs playing, so things can't be that bad. nice pretty weather hoho. hopefully it stops in 2 hours time so i can still do my run (obsessions yay), and then things will look marginally (omg pun!) brighter.

and bell, congrats for uh, becoming a befriender. have fun befriending *wide perverted smile* the ickle ri males. grins in an immensely friendly manner.

take care all you lit week saigang minions <3

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No lickie, there were no wrong translations at all. Just a little bit of...erm...

And now she'll show you how she erm... gets on the horse

And of course the best being

She'll take out the whip (realizes how bad that sounds) i mean, the horse whip

Oh monkey peh I adore you so. Muaks.

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your friend is in a predicament.

tmr. racial harmony day. we watch chinese opera. chinese opera in chinese. tmr. racial harmony day. need english translation.

GUESS WHO THE HELL THE CHINESE TEACHER CALLED???!!!

it's ON-THE-SPOT translation there isn't even a SCRIPT??!!

ohmagawd....

you guys better not laugh tmr. and if i translate ANYTHING wrongly DON'T YOU DARE SNIGGER. or i will run away with the chinese opera troupe and you will NEVER see your friend again.

HUMPH.

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grins at monkeypeh. i do not need a confucius pen. and i vaguely remember that you offered me the exact same confucious pen a few months ago. suspicious look.

i want to work in a candy store. :D and not go to school, and eat mints all day. LOL. and rot my teeth yeah.

sometimes i wonder why the hell i am in the science stream while the rest of the reightards are in the humans. well. dammit anyway. somehow i get

lousy hedgepig GP teacher
lousy H2 lit teacher
lousy chem teacher
lousy bio teacher

the list runs long. looks solemm.

one day i will run off like man versus wild on nat geo and get furiously lost in like, the pacific or something, and not have to face another maths/chem equation. sulks majorly.

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TODAY WE COME TOGETHER TO CELEBRATE A VERY SPECIAL DAY. OUR BELOVED MONKEY PEH HAS FINALLY ACHIEVED CELEBRITY STATUS AFTER MONTHS OF HARD WORK AND DEDICATION UNDER THE TUTELAGE OF LIWEIR AND *coughs*

*wipes away a tear* I have never felt so proud in my life.

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hello reightards! cheerful grin at belbel.

guess what i saw today at A57. written on the wall. when i get the picture from toad i'll definitely show it here.

TO BE CONTINUED...

lolx. on the other hand, im quite excited about class camp on Ubin. even though we are going there to romance the mosquitoes. grin. we should have a reightards camp/chalet at ECP! what we can do:

1) bike
2) blade and laugh at lichen falling down
3) cook marshmellows at erh, bbq pit!
4) take stupid reightarded pictures
5) try to rent kayaks lolx.
6) watch sunset and sunrise (awww)
7) talk about reightarded stuff
8) overnight biking yay!
9)try our darnedest not to suan belbel, but if she really says something erh, out of this world, we shall apologize for the suanning in advance.

grins at everybody. find a date, people.

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Sighs.

After taking one long BIG round of blogging I have finally come to reightards.

grins.

but i have run out of things to say.

oh well.

pls refer to other blogs for more information.
HAHHAHAA

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okay this bunny is damn cute. scroll down...

meet the gang. HAHAHAHAHAHA

so adorable.

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I have this very British Pride and Prejudice feeling come over me.

Which was just right...guess what I said to AJ today?

"I'm bursting with pride..." *pause* "...and prejudice."

Unfortunately in speech, you can't underline titles.

Somebody please tell me why MSN hates me. It hates me. I swear it does. And I swear too that the silly bowl is in cahoots with it.

I looked absolutely spastic in the class photo.

Yong Tau Fu was good.

Reading in the library proved effective.

I died without my mp3 today.

But lived to see my mp3 tomorrow.

Oh how I love my mp3.

Mom bought books for me.

Tomorrow Reach Cambridge briefing.

Thursday R(A).

And listen to Graham Greene's little piece of advice,

We are playing games, Daintry, games, all of us. Its important not to take a game too seriously or we may lose it. We have to keep flexible, but it's important, naturally, to play the same game.

how nice and pretty of Greene, don't you think? Borrow the book. A Human Factor.

goodbye reightards.

I shall wallow in my internet misery.

I swear every form of technology turned its back on me today.

*sulks*

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