Thank you for the music

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Thursday, 19 April 2007

some interview questions we detest:

cliche ones: use three words to describe yourself (no seriously?)

spastic ones:

*holds black pen* what do you think of my red pen? (oh please, give us a break)

*arranges chairs and tables in the middle of room* this is your creative space, do whatever you want with it. (furniture = ????)

the ones we will use to bully j1s next year:

to a 30 page proposal-maker:
what makes you think anyone will want to read this?
you have planned everything out, do you still need an exco? haven't you heard of job delegation?

to a 2 page proposal-maker:
you had 2 weeks and you came up with this 2 pages? are you actually serious about this? we could do this in one day!

tell me what makes u better from the 30 page proposal maker.

impossible to answer questions:

elections results come out and you realise only 30 percent of the club voted you. however, the seniors are firmly convinced of your capability and want to give you the title of president. would you accept the post??

run over and ask the chair for its name please.

you are not allowed to sit during the whole of the interview. please remain standing. what do you think you have forgetten to do?? (chuckles evilly)

ah. the beauty of interviews. ah wells bellbell, good luck for 2nd interview!! we will OWN together. snerksnerk. oh the lady seeks for opinion. should i retake the 5 stations???? omg my 180cm broad jump record has slipped to a disgustingly embarassing 159cm (like omg juvenile). TODAY IS A DISGUSTINGLY BAD DAY!!! *hates the world* THANK GOD THIS WEEK IS COMING TO AN END I HAVE HAD A HORRIBLE TIME. whines and moans.

love you guys <3 lickie peh

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