Thank you for the music

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Wednesday, 4 April 2007

Well. This is not really Reightards, but since it involves bel majorly, I shall post it here for the viewing pleasure of the rest of the world, or at least the small portion that visits here anyway.

Presenting to you...THE BALL CHOIR.

Where we express our infinite love for ball through our infinite love for song, and even if we lack the prodigal skill of people like cat and lickie, we can still engage in the suanning of bel as it involves minimal skill.

Canon in Ball (to the tune of the cow song)

I am Ball, round and small
If you're square give me a call
BOO me and I'll scream and fall
Rock and ROLL's my favourite music
I am suanned till I'm pathetic
I am balls, I am balls
Hear Me Roar.

I am balls here I stand
I'm the roundest in the land
'coz I don't have any legs or hands
I am a part time pro maneater
I go way off the hot meter
I am balls, I am balls,
I Have Balls.

I am Ball, hear me roar
See me roll along the floor
And I look good as a basketball!
You can bounce me with one hand
You can kick me cross the land
I am ball, I am ball,
Hear me roar!

I am Ball, see me fall
I am rolling down the hall
You can buy me in a shopping mall!
You can burst me with a spear
Cause I'm shaped just like a sphere
I am ball, I am ball
So IMBALLS!

I am Ball, be my friend
I'm willing to lend a hand,
And I'll bounce with you across the land
You can put me in the net
You can serve and spike and set,
I am ball, I am ball,
Be my friend!

And bel has a comment to make at the end of this:

"SHIT YOU GO AHEAD PEOPLE! CREATE TEN VERSES!"

And since we have her express permission, we can't let her down, can we? 5 down, 5 more to go.

And just as an encore:

Mao and Ballball sitting in a tree
S-U-A-N-I-N-G
First mao smiles
Then ball cries
Truckload's amusement for me.

Ball and Mao went up the hill
TO fetch a pail of water
Mao fell down and broke his crown
And Ball came rolling after.

And these pithy verses just appeal tremendously to my heart, since Mao can be replaced by just any guy with a one-syllable name/nickname. How cool is that.

Love,
Lord Lich.

Lichen was reightarded