Thank you for the music

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Tuesday, 24 April 2007

while lichen and bell are trying to attract male attention.

i think i say a lot of evil stuff ):

like the evil comments on vice president (recalls that bell is running for ?) buries self in sand after slitting wrists. immensely guilty look. note to self: do not go online and blab when feeling cranky after something EVIL has occured. bell i take the comments back they do not mean anything. kowtows in front of altar.

other than that. this is where i get to be evil.

r(a) second interview.

spasticated to an extreme. second interview was a joke which begun as soon as bell came out and repeated the oh so grand and cool "Why are you called balls" question. the only thing worse than the question was the. answer. oh to all u darlings who missed out on the recount. i think i have been bringing the red cross arrows of sarcasm into the interview room. where the questions are so pea-brained.

here's how to get kicked out of an interview fast (besides providing an explanation about an obscene nickname)

1. *holds up black pen* what do you think of my red pen?

to answer, begin with cliches that they desire. "i am sure it writes well and it is whatever color you want it to be."
when irritated into saying more. say the following in a patient condescending tone. "yes my opinion is that you can have your own opinion." give withering smile.
when at a loss as to where their intelligence has gone, provide the following answer which may insult. "frankly, i think you are a little disillusioned but it's alright as your opinion does not affect mine." try to control the rolling of eyes.

after the above, there is a 40 percent chance that you may not get called back. but if you do.

2. you have been touching your year plan for more than 30 times. do you think this need to be over-prepared will hinder you in the future?
DO NOT show any irritation even if you think he is a NITWIT. just smile. again. and explain how it is normal to gesture in an interview. then, proceed to insult with, "frankly, i think this sounds like what an uneducated psychologist will say." this is where the interviewer's smile falters. press on hurriedly by talking to him as you would a junior. "as a future candidate, i think you should be more worried if i came into this room unprepared." wait for the panel of interviewers to control their shock at this rude uncouth interviewee. finally, try to salvage yourself by some cliches of what it means to be prepared.

3. when they ask you what is 1 plus one and expect a creative answer

say 2 loudly and durh-ly, roll your eyes for added effect and give the "are you an idiot look"

when this is done, there is only a 20 percent chance that you get what you want. but then again, you should be glad that you were not asked the question on balls.

loves everyone. <3 and bell, stop lusting. i grin.

Each hung bell's bow was reightarded