hello belbel.

report:

all is well, although wt publicly announced the presence of zhaozhao and his link to liqir to the whole world. AMUSED LOOK.

[li qi] says:
MEL
[li qi] says:
WENTING
s03O; odac23 bon voyage cambridge people! says:
yes
s03O; odac23 bon voyage cambridge people! says:
liqir
[li qi] says:
oh ma gawd NOT YOU TOO


chuckle. other than that, i hope you enjoyed the flight! see you in two weeks time. now me and monkey watch gleefully as lich is suanned by your wonderful og. amused look

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WAHHHH stupid belbel that little brat left. D: She's abandoning us for 2 weeks so she can spend time with hot angmoh guys at cambridge and drink at its local pub every night. DON'T DO ANYTHING STUPID OKAY BEL.

At least not until we send you some of those safe-sex packages after wednesday.

*whistles innocently*

The absolute lack of people made lt6 look like some huge looming intimidating dome or something, especially during econs. (Like during lit I was chionging my lit essay and I managed to finish it by perryy's block, hurrah.)

Therefore moral of the story: BELBEL HURRY BACK.

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our most beloved reightard flies tommorow. cambridge. 2 LONG WEEKS!

and which IDIOT flies at 6.30am!! it means i have to wake up at 5.30am just to mumble farewell sleepily and grouchily. little brat.

14 days of not seeing christabel saw xiaodan is going to KILL ME. *foul mood descends on the masses*

i now understand fully the whinings when the lot of us disappeared for econs trip.

i promise to be REALLY NICE to you from now on kid. *gulps back many tears*

oh ma gawd STOP BEING GAY everyone it's JUST 14 days.

BAWLS HEAD OFF.

have a good flight bell, and THINK before you do anything silly.

we will now descend unto cloud 5 as we await your treasured return...

<333 lickie

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dear reightards,

a little farewell note ><

i love you guys very muchly and will always be remembering how GOING ON THE ECONS TRIP WITH THE REIGHTARDS WOULD POSSIBLY HAVE BEEN MUCH MORE FUN but we'll leave that aside for now...

i am strangely not excited. that doesn't bode well. because that means that i'll be uber super uber high and excited tomorrow morning.

i have a lot of pent up frustration.

and pent up germs.

and pent up what-not.

i'm suffering from post-lit-week trauma and a-lot-of-homework syndrome.

but never mind...

tomorrow i'll be carefree. i promised myself that much.

reightards i will miss you guys muchly.

very muchly.





cya when i get back : D


<3333 balls

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boo to all reightards. since the absence of belbel and lich the blog has become stoned. 0.o the irony. lolx. after the week long hiatus i expect this blog to REVIVE.

amused look.

well congrats on a quite sucessful litweek! grins. esp the costume ball and the othello. grin. after cleopatra stole the show. my friend has an incrimatory blackmail material lol.

im thinking we should change the layout again. GRIN at lichen, in lieu of something. amused look. maybe a big proclaimatory message on the reightard who is flying off. MWHAHAHA.

ohyeah! before othello i went off to orchard road with mel cherylt and toad, and then trundled off to rg. omg we spent one hour reminscing about the time when dinosaurs ruled the earth and we stepped into the very school at the weensy age of 13. o_____0 i felt super ancient. met up with jul iekoh (yeh gods! of all persons) but she is really quite nice when you have graduated and talked about our chem tutor who used to be her classmate in uni and found out all sorts of blackmail and scandals that we can use on him. evil grin. saw patrick! (as in the teacher). tried to get thiock but couldnt. met mrs anis, mistook kenneth tan for james ong and sean yeo for cow. WOW. goodness.

the school looks cosy compared to RJ. mulls. haha. toad and i were bent on visiting the old 408 classroom but we were running a bit late for othello if we did because we still had to makan lol. so we left qte reluctantly. aww. but im going back on wed to do the ihc rockclimbing! YAY. i miss RG.

on the last note, where is the yrbook. grumble.

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lol i don't believe this. i am resorting to scrolling through the silentkimbly website just to avoid that chinese worksheet. okay but you have to admit, it's kinda adorable. heh.

*cue melodramatic sigh* i will spare you the details of how everything just went warped today. made this horribly embarrassing mistake in chinese lit class (yet again) which got everyone rolling in laughter. i guess it was quite funny, but sadly, my sense of humour was just not exactly hanging around today. slinks to corner and sulks.

ah well, it's raining now, and there's like cheesy national day songs playing, so things can't be that bad. nice pretty weather hoho. hopefully it stops in 2 hours time so i can still do my run (obsessions yay), and then things will look marginally (omg pun!) brighter.

and bell, congrats for uh, becoming a befriender. have fun befriending *wide perverted smile* the ickle ri males. grins in an immensely friendly manner.

take care all you lit week saigang minions <3

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No lickie, there were no wrong translations at all. Just a little bit of...erm...

And now she'll show you how she erm... gets on the horse

And of course the best being

She'll take out the whip (realizes how bad that sounds) i mean, the horse whip

Oh monkey peh I adore you so. Muaks.

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your friend is in a predicament.

tmr. racial harmony day. we watch chinese opera. chinese opera in chinese. tmr. racial harmony day. need english translation.

GUESS WHO THE HELL THE CHINESE TEACHER CALLED???!!!

it's ON-THE-SPOT translation there isn't even a SCRIPT??!!

ohmagawd....

you guys better not laugh tmr. and if i translate ANYTHING wrongly DON'T YOU DARE SNIGGER. or i will run away with the chinese opera troupe and you will NEVER see your friend again.

HUMPH.

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grins at monkeypeh. i do not need a confucius pen. and i vaguely remember that you offered me the exact same confucious pen a few months ago. suspicious look.

i want to work in a candy store. :D and not go to school, and eat mints all day. LOL. and rot my teeth yeah.

sometimes i wonder why the hell i am in the science stream while the rest of the reightards are in the humans. well. dammit anyway. somehow i get

lousy hedgepig GP teacher
lousy H2 lit teacher
lousy chem teacher
lousy bio teacher

the list runs long. looks solemm.

one day i will run off like man versus wild on nat geo and get furiously lost in like, the pacific or something, and not have to face another maths/chem equation. sulks majorly.

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TODAY WE COME TOGETHER TO CELEBRATE A VERY SPECIAL DAY. OUR BELOVED MONKEY PEH HAS FINALLY ACHIEVED CELEBRITY STATUS AFTER MONTHS OF HARD WORK AND DEDICATION UNDER THE TUTELAGE OF LIWEIR AND *coughs*

*wipes away a tear* I have never felt so proud in my life.

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hello reightards! cheerful grin at belbel.

guess what i saw today at A57. written on the wall. when i get the picture from toad i'll definitely show it here.

TO BE CONTINUED...

lolx. on the other hand, im quite excited about class camp on Ubin. even though we are going there to romance the mosquitoes. grin. we should have a reightards camp/chalet at ECP! what we can do:

1) bike
2) blade and laugh at lichen falling down
3) cook marshmellows at erh, bbq pit!
4) take stupid reightarded pictures
5) try to rent kayaks lolx.
6) watch sunset and sunrise (awww)
7) talk about reightarded stuff
8) overnight biking yay!
9)try our darnedest not to suan belbel, but if she really says something erh, out of this world, we shall apologize for the suanning in advance.

grins at everybody. find a date, people.

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Sighs.

After taking one long BIG round of blogging I have finally come to reightards.

grins.

but i have run out of things to say.

oh well.

pls refer to other blogs for more information.
HAHHAHAA

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okay this bunny is damn cute. scroll down...

meet the gang. HAHAHAHAHAHA

so adorable.

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I have this very British Pride and Prejudice feeling come over me.

Which was just right...guess what I said to AJ today?

"I'm bursting with pride..." *pause* "...and prejudice."

Unfortunately in speech, you can't underline titles.

Somebody please tell me why MSN hates me. It hates me. I swear it does. And I swear too that the silly bowl is in cahoots with it.

I looked absolutely spastic in the class photo.

Yong Tau Fu was good.

Reading in the library proved effective.

I died without my mp3 today.

But lived to see my mp3 tomorrow.

Oh how I love my mp3.

Mom bought books for me.

Tomorrow Reach Cambridge briefing.

Thursday R(A).

And listen to Graham Greene's little piece of advice,

We are playing games, Daintry, games, all of us. Its important not to take a game too seriously or we may lose it. We have to keep flexible, but it's important, naturally, to play the same game.

how nice and pretty of Greene, don't you think? Borrow the book. A Human Factor.

goodbye reightards.

I shall wallow in my internet misery.

I swear every form of technology turned its back on me today.

*sulks*

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Apparently the resident primape has learnt how to post pictures on the blog. I say warily and edge cautiously away.

Oh btw for KI, guess what's the recommended video for the Ethics course? Monsters' Ball.

I want reightards lunch. NOW. And after that we should organize some og thing before bel trots off to palpate her love. I beam.

Short posts ftw.

(Burbur ftw too.)

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if you guys have yet to see the epitome of cute. LOOKY HERE! awwwwww....

alrighty guys, if you guys are sulking over your marks, DON'T. it's only a miserable 15 percent. look toward promos. oh yeah babeh promos. we like As for promos. i forsee great fruitful saturdays spent in that dingy tuition centre with lich and cat.

sunday. my mature brother with his tall build stood on his tippy toes in the kitchen and deposited the newly bought honeydew rrrriiigggghhhttt at the very top of the cupboard (with one hand remember, the other is still recovering from the fracture) wayyyy out of reach for my 157cm-tall mummy. then he stood there for 20 mins and grinned while my mum tried to compose herself. seriously friends, why get a kid!

AND AND. OKAY I KNOW YOU ARE INTERESTED. your friend may just scrape a B for confucian studies. now come on is that great or great? do i even have to say how relieved i am that i do not have to draw 2 dots on top of the U to like make it look like a smiley face! 2007. B. 2008. A. 2009. THE WORLD.

i am now filled with all the enthusiasm and patriotism that comes with being a singaporean chinese. now come on, PLAY THAT ANTHEM.

here's to a happy week ahead! and guys, WHEN'S THAT LUNCH. am i supposed to like plan it again hmm? *glares evilly* if i am, reply me with your free dates. mean look.

cheerios kids.

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The Catto crawls sleepily from bed and deposits self atop Modernist Lit homework.

The Catto yowls annoyedly.

The Catto blogs.

We need lunch, my darling reightards! To send belbel off here I will refrain from making cracks/puns simply because the percentage of activated braincells are not yet sufficient for that sort of thing to the faraway land of Cambridge with people in whose pleasurable company she shall pass fourteen long days with, pining for the rest of Reightards. Catto sniggers appreciatively at her own joke, sadface

PW is ded. *stabs violently*. Lit saiganging is fun but very ded too *stabs less violently* The Catto would like to humbly apologise for pulling the Disappearing Act midway through msn mass convos.





The Catto wonders why she is talking in third-person, omniscient narrative.

Much love, Catto whose brain now enjoys 100% reightardation per second.

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eh reightards..

where is my yrbook. whines and breaks glass panes. WHERE WHERE WHERE.

anyway im free for luncheon on friday. but can we not eat in school all the time hoho.

i miss everyone lolx it is not fair that we only meet each other for like 20 paltry minutes everyday when we crash bel's OG. and that woman is not going for be here when she goes for cambridge so...

:/

"yesterday my heart was breaking/ today i buried it in a landmine"

hallelujah, we submitted our BOARD GAME. LIKE BE PROUD OF S03O MAN. LOLX. amused

i shall go drown myself in singapore poetry now.

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Okay settled Writer's Guild CIP will churn out poems like this from Primary School Kids:

The sun big big
I small small
Why is belbel
Called ballball

YAYYYY. Chrissie-poo's brother ftw man. (btw the poem's by monkey peh. Yours truly is not xian enough to write such stuff.)

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Spastic I just posted on the wrong blog -.- Here it goes again.

Suff pole, peeps.

Sorry...this comes from reading and re-reading our year book. AND WHERE IS OUR YEAR BOOK? *slams table in annoyance*

Lichen says reightards is dead. Nooo....reightards never die.

Cheesy shit.

Time magazine is hilarious. They have made Harry Potter a scientific project.

THE 5 GREAT UNANSWERED QUESTIONS

1. Is Dumbledore dead?

Although scholars have argued both sides of the question with Talmudic rigor, the overwhelming consensus is that he's down for the count. But the afterlife is a mysterious thing in Harry Potter, and Dumbledore may yet have a role to play.

2. So who else dies?

"There are deaths, more deaths, coming."These are Rowling's words, so we know she won't be merciful, nor will Voldemort. "We are dealing with pure evil here!"

3. Is Snape really evil?

Well, he's clearly not very nice, and he's working both sides of the street. And he killed Dumbledore. But where do his real loyalties lie? Does even he know? Its questions like this that make Snape Rowling's richest creation.

4. Ron and Hermione, sittin' in a tree...

They flirted and fought through five books, but by the end of Half-blood prince, we knew for sure: its on. The only question left is, Do they both survive?

5. Harry vs. Voldemort: who wins, and how?

Prophecies, Horcruxes, R.A.B., Wormtail...the tea leaves are really scrambled on this one. Which is as it should be. But we know this: although they're enemies, Harry and Voldemort are so intimately linked that when one triumphs over the other, he will surely lose something in the process. The victory, when it comes, won't be a simple one.

Its quite amusing. Actually I thought it was scary the theme of Potter deviated so badly. I mean, in the first and second and third book maybe it was still kind of fluffy. Once the goblet of fire came, everything darkened. Order of Phoenix made it a dark fantasy genre already. I don't know. I suppose its 'DEEPER' and loads of stuff but I somehow prefer the more innocent versions. Dark Magic...its just something thats so oft repeated you get sick of it. Where did innocent magic go? Where did soothing fantasy go? Is the world so bleak even our imagined world must be as bleak? I thought the creation of parallel universes was to create a little republic of heaven so that we can dwell in oh...much nicer thoughts.

Oh my..sudden burst of inspiration. A pity I didn't have that during CTs.

Have a happy day

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hello world (:

uh bell, your little jokes are um. tolerably funny? darn i can't believe you are going to cambridge... *whines*

my new chinese teacher is ADORABLE. she curses (very very evilly) in chinese at the capitalistic ang mohs who started the opium war. i forsee interesting lessons in the term ahead, with a teacher who is all for china to take over the world. hope she invites hodgey in for a little look-see. i dread the day she finds out i study the literature of the foreign devils. snigger snigger.

math paper. they deduct your marks if you didn't draw the circle with a coin. enough said. my mum is decidedly pissed with my screwed up grades but ah well who gives a shit. just preparing her for the even worse marks up ahead. hoho.

sigh okay i know we are all mature people who are not supposed to be affected by marks. BUT STILL! oh god please let them displace my chinese paper. okay i really can't help this...

WHINE. WHINE. WHINE. WHINE. WHINE.
WHINE. WHINE. WHINE. WHINE.
WHINE. WHINE.
WHINE. WHINE.
WHINE.

ah. feels better instantly. may my deducted marks (and trust me there's a lot of them) go to all of you! and mel, don't sulk, you'll ace your other subjects (:

i trot away happily to study. do your p and p journals if you haven't finished them!

<3 miss peh

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someone has reached new heights of retard-ness...

val sent out an email to my class and i found it hilarious...even if you don't, take a read. its really quite amusing.


On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
I swear that's the only time of the whole day I have to work on my hair.

On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. >Details inside.
the shoplifter special?

On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap."
I'm sure some...details would be nice.

On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost.
oh but, it's just a suggestion.

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
thanks for the early warning -.-

On Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
...and you thought????...

On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
but wouldn't this save me time?

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine (keyword being 'children') -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.

On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
ah, didn't know that

On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
as opposed to what?

On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.

On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
Step 3: say what?

On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.

On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
Oh my God..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?

hehe. have a good laugh. getting back gp scripts tmr.

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