someone has reached new heights of retard-ness...

val sent out an email to my class and i found it hilarious...even if you don't, take a read. its really quite amusing.


On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
I swear that's the only time of the whole day I have to work on my hair.

On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. >Details inside.
the shoplifter special?

On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap."
I'm sure some...details would be nice.

On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost.
oh but, it's just a suggestion.

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
thanks for the early warning -.-

On Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
...and you thought????...

On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
but wouldn't this save me time?

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine (keyword being 'children') -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.

On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
ah, didn't know that

On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
as opposed to what?

On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.

On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
Step 3: say what?

On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.

On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
Oh my God..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?

hehe. have a good laugh. getting back gp scripts tmr.

christabel was reightarded