HELLO REIGHTARDS
I HAVE FINISHED MY OP. (the benefits of being in an S03_ class grin)
GOOD LUCK GOOD LUCK! it was not as bad as i thought it would be!
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. doing my I&R. i am being very polite. lalala
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lalala. i just went for jab worx worxx worxxx. lol
nurse: breathe in
me: starts taking breath
nurse: please go to the counter and make payment.
me: eh? its done?
lol the faster jab in the world - clear 17 people in 10 minutes, 2 jabs each. lol.
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Cogito ergo sum, belbel. I think therefore I am. (Hence it obviously doesn't apply to you.) And Mary let's not be linguistically correct. As true blue singaporeans, we shall proceed to abuse as many languages in as many ways possible worx worxx worxxx. Anyway is 'ergo cogito dim sum' even grammatically correct. Who knows how languages work when ceteris isn't held paribus, I say.
Now that promo results are out, let's go emo, I say happily. If your mom screams at you (like mine did yesterday), I will send Hairspray songs to cheer you up. Or, in lickie peh's case, to annoy her. Which is an admittedly tantalizing prospect considering how the monkey tries repeatedly to do weird things with my shoelaces during econs.
(We all know that she just misses her horse whip.)
Construction's going on in the distance. All those cranes are totally destroying the skyline
My posts are getting very trivial. Let's talk about deep things.
Like why is the maximum depth of swimming pools about 1.8m, I say. I mean considering the disgustingly ineffective power of gravity when we're in the water, even the tallest person can just bend his/her legs and feel no different. A depth of 1.8 meter just helps the drowning rate and annoy me greatly when I want my feet to touch the ground so I don't have to float. Not that I swim nowadays, cause I don't really want to go anywhere near the pool before I get a freaking one-piece, but still. Pokes swimming pool with a toe. I bet it was designed by some testosterone filled 1.9m tall guy who just wanted to lord his height over pipsqueaks like melmel. *looks around wildly*
I am bored. Can you tell?
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I totally love the 'I think therefore they are pork buns' HAHAHAHAHAHA.
erh...don't laugh but...what is the real phrase?
And I owe you guys a banana cake. Now that I have perfected my baking skills...HERE I COME.
I'm searching for funky spunky things to liven up this blog and make it funny hm...
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THIS IS IT MAN. I WANNA GO TO AUSTRIA SPECIFICALLY. thankew. ><
eh reightards take the quiz!!!
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*ahems*
Actually, Liqi,
cogito ergo dim sum literally translates to "I think, therefore they are pork buns".
Just thought I'd put my Latin to the test :D
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dear reightards
im so sorry i kept on ponning lich's og place to run lol. and you wont probably see much of me until like what 29th nov when i come back from viet lol. (awww)
but i will promise to bring back nice stuff from viet! grins. like the sexy traditional costume modeled by cough my vice chair cough.
ohwell
grin
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to lich and melmel: REMOVE THE PREVIOUS POST AT ONCE, i order politely.
I BLOG, I YELL EXCITEDLY.
Hello friends it is 20 mintues to midnight I am blatantly ignoring my 1500-word Mini-IS after slugging through OP and RAP.
I conclude that dish-washing/ironing/doing laundry Builds The Character, and I feel domesticated! So far I have done that, plus cook instant mee and an egg! BE PROUD OF ME. I totally give the mail order brides from *fill in ASEAN country of choice* a run for their money in the household department thanks, I say deludedly. mon dieu I sound like a spoilt The Simple Life brat T_____T
Life for the past few days have been decidedly fruitful, besides the housekeeping. I am now going to pay a tribute to our unforgettable bitch/bimbo!econs make-up tutor who wore a dress so short she left our brains bleeding from overexposure. Literally. That, and her annoying little titter every time she made her enormously unfunny jokes. The class seriously just skipped "polite laughter" and "incredulous looks" straight to "completely ignore". I love her, really. Snerks. AmIRight, claaaaaass? XD
Grins happily. REIGHTARDS OUTING SOON PLZ, I demand. Preferably before next week, where we die from Getting Promo Results Back. It's a strange and painful disease, it is. T__T
much love, darlings.
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hello. enjoy. i hope it proves as entertaining as lich's quiz. smirk
lol
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1) Have you ever been asked out?
There was this time wayyy back in 408 when I was chionging chem worksheet (cause I haven't done it yet) then the moley caught me and asked me to go out. ): (not that I did, in the end, but still. It was very traumatizing.)
2) Where was your default picture taken?
Some jap restaurant after take 5 with 1B!
3) What's your middle name?
NONE. Cause I'm special like that.
4) Does your crush like you back?
Sadly there's no crushable guys in rj, so I don't have a crush. If you want worship/adore/love utterly, then he's sadly married and moving away soon.
5) What is your current mood?
Sleepy. I think I shall go to bed soon.
6) What's your mom's maiden name?
Chen
7) What color shirt are you wearing?
Purple. Gay, i know.
8) If you could go back in time and change something, would you?
You mean like my promo papers? Yeah.
9) Ever had a near death experience?
Many. All of them happened with toad. Stupid brat always makes me step off the curb when a car is approaching.
10) Something you do a lot?
Stone.
11) Who can you tell anything to?
Whoever in the reightards who is around at the moment.
12) Name someone with the same birthday as you?
My twin.
13) When was the last time you cried?
In the middle of a movie I think. Or in the middle of watching The Great Gatsby, cause the boredom was tear inducing.
14) If you could have one super power what would it be?
TIME CONTROL. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. STOPPING TIME DURING PROMOS FTW.
15) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
... I dunno. appearance? voice?
16) What do you usually order from starbucks?
Blueberry cupcake.
17) What's your biggest secret?
I'm an alien. *looks around wildly* Shhhh, don't tell!
18) Favorite color?
wine
19) Do you still watch kiddy movies or tv shows?
DISNEY FTW.
20) Do you speak any other language?
月亮圆又圆.
21) What's your favorite smell?
I can't believe I'm agreeing with mr dean's list, but Hotplate Tofu.
22) Describe your life in one word, what would it be?
messy
23) Have you ever kissed in the rain?
in the rain = in public. PDA = bad.
24) What are you thinking about right now?
Why is belbel asking about auyong's blog?
25) What should you be doing?
Mini-IS. I swear my life is so study oriented.
26) What are you listening to?
The sounds of my typing. But if I could listen to something it'll be Chicago.
27) Do you like working in the yard?
I prefer centimeters.
28)If you could have any last name in the world, what would it be?
Aha? (a la suet's dad, cause that's cool)
29)Do you act differently around the person you like?
Versus people I don't like? Yeah duh.
30)Who was the last person to make you cry?
You are the only one who can make you cry. Says very philosophically.
Okay I'm freaking bored. Shall go to bed.
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HEY GUYS
I need your addresses.
Email them to me.
*grin*
<333 Mahrie
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Okay since almost everyone has blogged *stares at bel and cat* I shall do my part too. Anyway after everyone - finally - gathered after promos cat abandoned us to sing with her little choir boys and we trooped along to j8 practicing The Weird Sounds (TM) just in case we got a little rusty after months of misuse. So along the way you could hear variations of la in a combination of different pitches, which was unceremoniously punctured by melly who, when she couldn't take it anymore, cried out in exasperation, 'Can you stop making weird noises!'
And because everyone adores mel muchly, she was immediately greeted by a chorus of 'la~' in harmony a la opera tone. We love singing yes we do. And because we're healthy people we ate yami yogurt while waiting for brenda to arrive and for catto to find her way here. It turned out that we didn't need to worry about cat getting lost cause gen ang was accompanying her. Of course being cat she promptly told us that she was at 'Loony Tunes' (she meant Mini Toons), but since we're all kind and magnanimous people we shall forgive her and let her live it down. Eventually.
And since we were all assembled we trooped off to AMK hub cause bel decided that it was a Very Happening Place. Shockingly, the only Very Happening Place happened to be a shop that said MONKEY B KOOL and a tuition center where No Child Gets Left Behind (it's made for belbel). Upset and disappointed that bel would betray our trust
But while the rest of the morons trooped over to cat's house, Melly and I made a detour to buy materials for her odac banner. Which essentially consisted of a futile trip to douby ghaut where her keropi lookalike of a lit rep told her there was paint - there wasn't - and more confusion on the mrt cause even though our knowledge of the mrt line is better than cat's that's not really saying much.
So after our adventures in the Very Happening MRT, we went to cat's Happening House (alliteration!) where we (a.k.a. mel cat gen monkey moi) engaged in Happening activities like sitting around talking and poking each other. BTW the sofa in cat's room makes a farting noise when you slide down it, which gen did a lot cause she had a tendency to bury her face in the furthermost cushion from monkey (it's just a ploy to get away from the cheekoPEH) whenever said monkey did something embarrassing. Which was just about most of the time.
Which concluded our day in the life of the sad morons whose Happening after school activities involve sitting around and poking each other, though we can excuse ourselves since the Very Happening AMK Hub that bel vigorously promoted ended up being Not Very Happening. But it's okay belbel we still love you muchly even though you prove time and again to be an idiot. But we love you and accept you the way you are. <333
And before I post this, let's have a minute of silence for the departure of the sunlight from the rest of my jc life. I've never liked a teacher so very very very much. ): KI won't be KI without him being so nice and gentle and giggling at Neptune and Uranus. And lessons won't be the same with him GONE and us unable to HEAR HIS VOICE and ENTERTAIN HOPES FOR ANOTHER HUG.
It's going to be a very sad and miserable life without burbur around. But it's bur's life so we shall wish him all the best and curl up in a corner and nurse our hearts as it shrivels up and gives a little sob. And hope that he'll return soon. ):
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NO CHILD WOULD BE LEFT BEHIND.
(guess who's the kid)
yes and MONKEY B KOOL.
(no prizes fer guessing who that refers to. snerks.)
according to ballball, "amk hub is very happening!!" so on good faith, we loitered around in j8 waiting for the cat-who-thinks-you-have-to-change-trains-at-rafflesplace-to-get-from-bishan-to-orchardmrt , filling our hungry stomachs with yami yoghurt and then making our way to amk hub at like 12. there we ate pepper lunch (we poor deprived kids havent eaten there before) and like walked around trying to find out what exactly IS happening.
the notebook shop is, though. <33>
yeps and the nefarious balls decides to desert us when we wanted to leave amk hub after a grand total of 2 hours in it (without the lunch i think we'd be out sooner) and trot very happily to cat's house.
whaaha. her dog is scared of me. whines.
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on a more serious note, OPEN HOUSE IS GRRRRRRRRRR.
-smiles sweetly-
happy belated children's day, everybody ((=
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monkey: chime
gen: chime
lich: chime
mel: CAN YOU ALL STOP THAT CHIMING NOISE
ALL CHORUSES: CHIME.
today was good. i have missed the overwhelming retardedness of the reightards. being silly after much brain powering is good. amused look. just like speeling need not be spelchecked like every ten minutes, and ostrich can mutate into oastrich. points and laughs at lich.
okay, now you all BLOG. glares.
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