Thank you for the music

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Tuesday, 12 August 2008

i just had to write this.

"You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat."
albert einstein

THERE IS NO CAT. i grin impishly at thee.

cat today accused lich of stealing her pencil case and later found it under her chair on the floor. when lich was busy protesting her innocence, cat rolled her eyes. not that we could see much of them anyway.

=) back to gp essays.

gen was reightarded

Friday, 8 August 2008

1. if you have not watched the dark knight (the only superhero worth watching!), kindly pull your little noses off the stuff you are mugging and GO WATCH IT nownownownownownow.

2. actually. it's not really the best movie of the year because uh, red cliff was equally good. grins perversely.

3. happy national day! please remember to tune in to the live telecast of the parade at 7 today!

4. seems like the whole world is using this long weekend to catch up since there's like this reunion with my dear pri sch english tuition teacher later and a family reunion at night (my uncle is cooking HURRAY) which means uhhhhhh no work is going to be done. oh well.

5. i am going to get my teacher one stalk of the COOLEST FLOWER EVER - the Sunflower.

6. single roses should be made extinct because uh, roses should only come in bouquets.

7. p and p is actually very funny after one year of not touching it and i can't stop laughing at elizabeth so please don't believe all they say about her because she is actually quite a plebian!

8. ignore the owl thing humph.

9. genleong i am not going for math today please enjoy yourself!

10. SOME MEN JUST WANT TO WATCH THE WORLD BURN.

11. i saw this RAT downstairs yesterday. it was like the size of a tiger or something goodness it was huge and furry and gross and it had this pink naked tail omg SOMEONE SHOOT IT!

<3 take care kids.

Each hung bell's bow was reightarded

While miss peh is probably off drooling at christian bale somewhere, I shall trot in and comment rather innocently that mel posted the retards photo after lickie said she was (attempting to) draw an owl.

Not that that meant anything, really. Mel rather insists that the two events are unrelated, but then again our beloved freud extends his powers of psychoanalysis EVERYWHERE, so am I to blame for making a perfectly logical (sound, valid and non-circular) connection between the two?

And in complete scorn of our residental cynical owl, I shall post this ADORABLE poem here because it's cute. Any dissent shall be met with decapitation, I say venomously.

Hug O' War

I will not play at tug o' war.
I'd rather play at hug o' war,
Where everyone hugs
Instead of tugs,
Where everyone giggles
And rolls on the rug,
Where everyone kisses,
And everyone grins,
And everyone cuddles,
And everyone wins.

<333 reightards.

Lichen was reightarded

Thursday, 7 August 2008

THIS IS FREAKING APT

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

meln was reightarded